If you're seeing this, it means you've somehow stumbled into a wormhole, wardrobe, or other dangerous portal to my website, and now you're stuck reading this. Blink twice for help.

In the future, if you're so (un)fortunate as to find yourself here again, I hope you'll discover more of my writing:

• Musings, quick ideas and thoughts I have throughout the week.
• Essays, exploring life, the universe, and anything else.
• Short stories, literary or magical realism, exploring character-driven narratives that hopefully reveal bigger truths about our short lives.

If there's anything else you'd like to see, please don't hesitate to reach out! The scariest thing about me is my liberal use of punctuation and fanatical love of the em dash—there's nothing quite like it.

Or, feel free to follow me on BlueSky.

See you around, traveler.